The Bouncebackable Dictionary: ROARGASM.


-A strong emotion felt by a hardcore racing fan when he/she hears the sound of a race car/motorbike.


Hearing the F1 drivers trying to imitate the sound of their car engines is foreplay to a roargasm.



Limerick no. 4: The Newest Kimi-Related Rumour Has Been Unleashed.


There once was a racer called Kimster
Who’s famous for track moves so gangster
In Williams HQ he went around
And now F1 comeback rumours abound
Is this for real or a work of a prankster?



Are you channeling Mr. Burns, Kimi? So what's the evil plan?

Quote of the Day: WRC Driver Mikko Hirvonen Bigs Up His Balls.


Image via WRC's Facebook page.

“Sisu means big balls! It’s like saying no matter how many times you fall down you will keep getting up.” – Mikko Hirvonen (pre-WRC Rally Finland 2011)


So…is it safe to assume that Finnish men have big balls, or at the very least, aspire to always have big balls?

Either way, thank you very much for that mental image, Mikko.

If You Can’t Pass Them, Tweet Them: Racers On Twitter.


Racers, Pilots, Drivers, Riders, Speedsters–whatever you choose to call them, they have been pecked by that naughty blue bird and have drifted their way towards the Twitterverse:

Are they motormouths or cool cruisers? Are they a gas or do their wits run out of steam? What pushes their buttons? What did they just have for dinner? Well, there’s only one way for you to find out–Click away!


Jaime Alguersuari-

Keith Amor-

John Andretti-

Marco Andretti-

Hector Barbera-

Alvaro Bautista-

Troy Bayliss-

Loris Baz-

Ana Beatriz-

Jorg Bergmeister-

Enrique Bernoldi-

Khalil Beschir-

Jules Bianchi-

Jeroen Bleekemolen-

Ryan Briscoe-

Josh Brookes-

Kyle Busch-

Jenson Button-

Sebastian Buemi-

Shane Shakey Byrne-

Leon Camier-

Ricky Cardus-

Ricky Carmichael-

Helio Castroneves-

Johnny Cecotto Jr.-

Karun Chandhok-

Jan Charouz-

Carlos Checa-

Dan Clarke-

Ben Collins-

Michael Conway-

Cal Crutchlow-

Jerome D’Ambrosio-

Anthony Davidson-

Chaz Davies-

Pedro Dela Rosa-

Randy de Puniet-

Lucas DiGrassi-

Paul DiResta-

Scott Dixon-

Robert Doornbos-

Andrea Dovizioso-

Colin Edwards-

Casper Elgaard-

James Ellison-

Aleix Espargaro-

Augusto Farfus-

Nico Ferreira-

Sarah Fisher-

Dario Franchitti-

Marino Franchitti-

Oliver Gavin-

Jeff Gordon-

Robby Gordon-

Timo Glock-

Romain Grosjean-

Esteban Gutierrez-

Liz Halliday-

Lewis Hamilton-

Nicolas Hamilton-

Joey Hand-

Leon Haslam-

Nicky Hayden-

Roger Hayden-

Nick Heidfeld-

Bryan Herta-

JR Hildebrand-

Tommy Hill-

James Hinchcliffe-

Mikko Hirvonen-

Alex Hoffman-

John Hopkins-

Ron Hornaday-

Rob Huff-

Nico Hulkenberg-

Ryan Hunter-Reay-

Jasper Iwema-

Neel Jani-

Nabil Jeffri-

Jimmie Johnson-

Michel Jourdain-

Julien Jousse-

Pierre Kaffer-

Kasey Kahne-

Tony Kanaan-

Narain Karthikeyan-

Tom Kimber-Smith-

Heikki Kovalainen-

Nicolas Lapierre-

Eugene Laverty-

Michael Laverty-

Dan Linfoot-

Alex Lloyd-

Patrick Long-

Jorge Lorenzo-

Sam Lowes-

Lucas Luhr-

Pastor Maldonado-

Leo Mansell-

Marc Marquez-

Kosuke Matsuura-

Perry McCarthy-

Gary McCoy-

Taylor McKenzie-

Allan McNish-

Marco Melandri-

Andy Meyrick-

Kevin Mirocha-

Tiago Monteiro-

Juan Pablo Montoya-

Mario Moraes-

Johnny Mowlem-

Dirk Mueller-

Bernard Munster-

Ryan Newman-

Fonsi Nieto-

Pablo Nieto-

Kenny Noyes-

Diego Nunes-

Joan Olive-

João Paulo Oliveira-

Tom Onslow-Cole-

Lucas Ordonez-

Mads Ostberg-

Gary Paffett-

Olivier Panis-

Max Papis-

Danica Patrick-

Sergio Perez-

Vitaly Petrov-

Nelson Piquet Jr.-

Andrew Pitt-

Antonio Pizzonia-

Jason Plato-

Will Power-

Andy Priaulx-

Harold Primat-

Martin Prokop-

Graham Rahal-

Luis Razia-

Gino Rea-

Jonathan Rea-

Scott Redding-

David Reutimann-

Tuka Rocha-

Nico Rosberg-

Valentino Rossi-

James Rossiter-

Patrick Sandell-

Takuma Sato-

Tomas Scheckter-

Bruno Senna-

Julian Simon-

Allan Simonsen-

Bradley Smith-

Guy Smith-

Andy Soucek-

Petter Solberg-

Scott Speed-

Ben Spies-

Ricky Stenhouse Jr.-

Marlon Stockinger-

Jonathan Summerton-

Rafael Suzuki-

Alex Tagliani-

Yuki Takahashi-

Nico Terol-

Paul Tracy-

Martin Truex Jr.-

Darren Turner-

Davide Valsecchi-

Giedo Van der Garde-

Pål Varhaug-

Chris Vermeulen-

Stalker Chris Walker-

Danny Webb-

Mark Webber-

Richard Westbrook-

James Westmoreland-

Dan Wheldon-

Robert Wickens-

Justin Wilson-

Alex Wurz-

Gustavo Yacaman-

Sakon Yamamoto-

Roger Yasukawa-




Jean Alesi-

Mario Andretti-

Alex Barros-

Mark Blundell-

Martin Brundle-

Christian Fittipaldi-

Emerson Fittipaldi-

Johnny Herbert-

Alex Hoffman-

Nigel Mansell-

Perry McCarthy-

Jeremy McWilliams-

Sir Stirling Moss-

Kyle Petty-

Kevin Schwantz-

Ari Vatanen-

Alex Yoong-

Alex Zanardi-



I know I’ve missed loads of racers still. So, if you know of any other Official Twitter accounts, please leave a comment below and I’ll update the list immediately. Thank you!

Photo of the Day: From Iceman to Darth Vader.


I can almost hear the Imperial March playing in the background...

Kimi Raikkonen went from Formula One to WRC, and now he’s also venturing into…NASCAR. Yes, that American racing series. He must have a case of Racing ADHD, no?

Anyway, notice how well Kimi is channeling Star Wars’ Darth Vader in his sleek, all-black racing gear–is that mere coincidence or is he somehow trying to convey a more badass image to his new American audience?

Either way, I’m liking this look (even if I’m not fully convinced of this dubious racing series move). Darth Kimi suits him well and he actually has that signature deep, robotic voice down pat already.

Now, if someone can just make him hold a red light saber…