101 Random And (May Not Be) Obscure Football Trivia, Part 2.




I never expected the first part of this to be one of the most popular and most-viewed articles on my blog, and so without further ado, I shall give the public what they want–More football trivia to get your geek on:


Show-Offs and Bragging Right-Holders.

In Premier League history, the only player to have scored 3 perfect hat-tricks (1 header, 1 from right foot, 1 from left) is Robbie Fowler.

Players with the most number of hattricks in the Premier League: Alan Shearer (11); Robbie Fowler (9); Thierry Henry (8); Michael Owen (8); Wayne Rooney (6).

Liverpool’s Martin Skrtel holds the Premier League record of scoring the fastest brace by a defender (9 minutes and 28 seconds).

Dani Alves is currently the La Liga player with the most wins over Real Madrid: 13 (8 with Barcelona and 5 with Sevilla).

The partnership of Andy Cole and Peter Beardsley during the 1993-1994 season for Newcastle has produced the most number of goals at 55, followed by Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard for Chelsea (51 during 2009-2010) and Alan Shearer and Chris Sutton for Blackburn (49 during 1994-1995).

Four players who’ve all played in the Liverpool and Manchester Derbies, as well as Spain’s El Clasico: Nicolas Anelka, Mark Hughes, Steve McManaman and Michael Owen.

Both Nicolas Anelka and Michael Owen have scored goals in all of them too.

5 Goalkeepers who have scored a goal (or more) in the Premier League: Peter Schmeichel, Brad Friedel, Paul Robinson, Tim Howard and Asmir Begovic.

Ryan Giggs has won more trophies (34) since 1991 than the whole of Manchester City FC (14) since 1889.

Luis Suarez now holds the record for scoring the most goals in a Premier League season (excluding penalties).

Jari Litmanen was voted Finnish Footballer of the Year for seven consecutive years (1992-1998).

David Beckham has scored the most direct free kicks in the history of the English Premier League (15).

Belgian goalkeeper Simon Mignolet can speak 4 languages (English, French, German and Dutch) and has a degree in Political Science.



Bad Boys, Bad Boys… 

Joey Barton was made to serve 200 hours of community service in 2009 as punishment for beating up his teammate Ousmane Dabo during training.

Robin van Persie was accused of rape in 2005 and was held in jail for 14 days. These allegations have never been proven true and were dismissed.

On January 1991, then-Sheffield United player Vinnie Jones was booked within 5 seconds of play vs Manchester City. He beat his own record a year later, when as a Chelsea player, he was booked after 3 seconds, while the ball was still in the center circle.

Eric Cantona was banned from the French National Team in 1988 after he described his manager Henri Michel “a sack of shit”.



The Strange, the Curious and the WTF-worthy.

Michael Owen has taken 21 penalties in the Premier league, but has only converted 14 of them. So far, Wayne Rooney has the same record.

Technically, Juan Pablo Angel has the worst penalty conversion rate in the Premier League, having only scored 50% of the penalties he has taken.

Which team has been awarded the most number of penalties in Premier League history? Liverpool FC with 119 (as of January 2014).

Robert Lewandowski was supposed to fly to England for a £3 million move to Blackburn in 2008, but a volcanic ash cloud prevented him from completing the move in time.

Cristiano Ronaldo was once told by his school teacher to forget about football as there’s “no money to be made there”.

Famous chef Gordon Ramsay’s hopes of becoming a professional footballer was ended by a knee injury.

Spanish TV presenter Sara Carbonero, the girlfriend of Real Madrid’s Iker Casillas (as well as the baby momma of his son Martin), is an Atletico Madrid supporter.

Fernando Torres has his name tattooed in Tengwar, the script from Lord of the Rings.

India withdrew from the 1950 World Cup in protest at the rule that requires players to wear boots.

The 1981 FA Cup Final between Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspurs ended in a 1-1 draw, with Man City’s Tom Hutchinson scoring both goals.

An England centre-forward during the 1890s called G.O. Smith had an unusual quirk for his position: he refused to head the ball. He believed that the ball should stay on the ground and that the forwards who needed to use their head were not playing the game correctly.

In the run-up to the 15th World Cup, held in USA in 1994, Macau played 6 games in the Asian group, lost all 6, scored zero goals and conceded 46.

Jose Mourinho is the first manager to lose in 4 UEFA Champions League Semifinals. He’s lost 6 in total.

Since the Premiership replaced the old First Division in 1992-1993, no English manager has succeeded in winning it.

Cesc Fabregas is afraid of mushrooms.

Kaka was a virgin when he got married.

David Batty was once sidelined for 3 weeks after his child ran over his ankle with a tricycle.



Quote Them On That

Dutch striker Ruud Van Nistelrooy once told Argentinian striker Gonzalo Higuain that “Goals are like ketchup, you keep hitting the bottle and eventually plenty comes out”!

Andrei Arshavin once said, “I started off playing checkers. When I realized that I won’t be able to become an International Grand Master, I had to leave it for football.”

“The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.” –Nick Hornby

“All I know for certain about the morality and the obligations of men is that I owe it to football.” –Albert Camus

“Ryan Giggs is one of those rare players who could play football in a phone box and find the door no matter how many players were in there with him.” –Carlos Queiroz

“I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.” –Lee Hendrie

“My wife often complains about my tactics. She tells me to stick with the players who won the last match.” –Pep Guardiola

“He’s a specialist in failure. I am not.” Jose Mourinho on Arsene Wenger.

“They taught us at school that family is the most important thing for a human. Roma is my family. Have you ever heard of someone who left his poor parents to live with rich strangers?” –Francesco Totti when asked why he refused to join Real Madrid back in 2006.



Milestones and History Lessons

The 700th goal scored in the Premier League was by Tomas Rosicky of Arsenal vs Sunderland (February 2014).

Lionel Messi became the youngest player ever to play 400 matches for FC Barcelona at 26 years and 7 months, beating his teammate Andres Iniesta’s record (he was 27 years and 11 months old at the time).

Statistically speaking, Arsene Wenger is more successful during his first 1000 matches with Arsenal compared to how Sir Alex Ferguson did during his first 1000 matches with Manchester United.

Fabrice (at 16 years and 98 days old) is currently the youngest player to score in La Liga history.

Ryan Giggs (at 40 years and 110 days old) currently holds the record for the oldest outfield player to play in the knockout stages of the UEFA Champions League.

The goal scored by Edin Dzeko (Manchester City) after just 44 seconds is the fastest goal scored by an away team at Old Trafford in Premier League history.

Fernando Torres became the youngest captain of Atletico Madrid at 19 years old.

Bryan Robson’s netted strike vs then-Yugoslavia (December 13, 1989) after 38 seconds was the fastest goal scored in Wembley.

The Hall of Fame was created at the National Football Museum in Preston in 2002, and 29 people who were deemed to have made an ‘outstanding and lasting contribution to English Football’ were inducted into the roll of honour.

The governing body of Football, the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA to you and me), was founded at the rear of the HQ of the Union Francaise de Sports Athletiques in Paris on May 21, 1904. The English Football Association—the oldest in the world—refused to join until April 1905.

Football was introduced into Moscow by an English mill owner, Clem Charnock, who showed the game to his Russian workers in 1887.



The First, The Last, The Everything…

Fernando Llorente is the first player from Athletic Bilbao to represent Spain when he was called up in 2002. He also plays the clarinet.

Sergio Ramos is the first defender to score 2 goals in a UEFA Champions League semifinal.

Karim Benzema is not only the first Frenchman to score a brace vs FC Barcelona since Thierry Henry, he’s also the first to score a brace against them at the Bernabeu since Raul.

Scott Parker is the first player to be signed for 5 London clubs (Charlton, Chelsea, West Ham, Tottenham, and Fulham) in his Premier League career.

Borussia Dortmund were the first-ever German side to win a European trophy in 1966, beating Liverpool 2-1 after extra time in the final of the Cup Winners Cup.

Only 15 teams took part in the first-ever FA Cup, and 13 of them were from London. The other 2 were Donington School from Lincolnshire and Queen’s Park from Scotland.

Ian Rush is the last Liverpool player to score 30 goals in a season, setting that record in 1986-1987.

Kevin Phillips is the last Englishman to win the Premier League Golden Boot back in the 1999-2000 season.

Everton FC were the first football club to play in Anfield.

On April 23, 1927 (also known as St. George’s Day), the first radio commentary of a football match was broadcast in the United Kingdom. The commentator on the Arsenal-Cardiff City match was George Allinson, and his assistant was Derek McCulloch.

Blackpool first wore their distinctive tangerine strip in the 1923-24 season. The colour was suggested by a club director named Albert Hargreaves, who was inspired by the Dutch national team and thought that orange would help Blackpool stand out among fellow English clubs.

The first indoor arena used in a World Cup was the Pontiac Silverdrome in the United States city of Detroit, which was one of the venues for the 1994 World Cup.

The first recipient of the Football Writers’ Association Footballer of the Year Award was Stanley Matthews of Blackpool in 1948.

In 1888, while still having the name Small Heath Alliance, Birmingham City was the first club to adopt limited liability. The share capital of the club was £650.

The first team to win the FA Cup three times in a row were the Wanderers. They won 3 finals from 1876-1878 beating Old Etonians, Oxford University and Royal Engineers.

The first player to be capped by England while playing for a foreign team was Gerry Hitchens. The former Aston Villa player played for Inter Milan and a number of Italian clubs between 1961-1970.

The first major football tournament won on penalties was the 1976 European Championship. Czechoslovakia beat West Germany.

The Mitropa Cup was the first major international cup for club teams. The name Mitropa is an abbreviation of Mitteleuropa which means Middle or Central Europe. The competition began in 1927 originally with 2 teams each from Hungary, Austria, Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.

Arthur Wharton was the first black professional footballer in Britain. Born in Ghana in 1865, he played in goal for a number of clubs including Preston North End and Sheffield United.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player to break the 15 goals-in-a-season tally in the UEFA Champions League during the 2013-2014 season.

Diego Godin of Atletico Madrid is the first Uruguayan to score in an UEFA Champions League Final (2014 vs Real Madrid).



I Didn’t Know That

4x Formula One World Champion Sebastian Vettel’s favourite team is Eintracht Frankfurt.

Football commentator Martin Tyler reportedly lives in a house called Squirrels Leap.

Jamie Carragher started his career with England as a striker.

Fernando Torres started playing football as a goalkeeper.

Gerard Pique’s girlfriend, famous popstar Shakira, is a MENSA member.

Aaron Ramsey was actually approached to play rugby when he was younger but was already signed to Cardiff City’s youth team.

John Terry started out as a Manchester United supporter.

Sergio “Kun” Aguero is Diego Maradonna’s son-in-law.

As a youngster, Michael Schumacher’s hero was Toni Schumacher (no relation), Cologne and West Germany’s goalkeeper.

The goal net was patented by J.A. Brodie of Liverpool in 1890.

Two-handed throw-ins were made mandatory in 1882.

What is The Acme Thunderer? It is a brand of whistle invented by Birmingham toolmaker Joseph Hudson in 1884, and is still used to this day in football.

It was only in 1891 that penalties were introduced.

A match that is brought to a halt before the end of the full 90 minutes is classified as “abandoned”.

The Italian system of play called catenaccio literally means “door bolt” and describes the defensive wall approach used in Italy. The system involves 4 markers at the back with a player (a sweeper) behind them—a door bolt.

Peter Corr, an ex-Ireland and Everton player, is the paternal uncle of the Irish siblings/musicians The Corrs.

There has never been a knockout tie in the UEFA Champions League that has ended on 0-0 aggregate.

The Mexico vs Bulgaria match during the 1994 World Cup was held up for 15 minutes due to one of the goals collapsing.

The full and formal name of FC Barcelona’s home stadium is El Nou Estadi del Futbol Club Barcelona.



What’s In A Name?

Manchester United’s original name was Lancashire & Yorkshire Railway Newton Heath. It was then shortened to Newton Heath before becoming Manchester United FC in 1902.

There are 20 top-flight British clubs that have the word ‘United’ in their name: Sheffield United, Newcastle United, Scunthorpe United, West Ham United, Manchester United, Carlisle United, Southend United, Hartlepool United, Ayr United, Leeds United, Dundee United, Torquay United, Hereford United, Rotheram United, Boston United, Peterborough United, Colchester United, Cambridge United, Oxford United, Airdrie United.

Founded in 1891, the Uruguayan club of Peñarol was then known as The Central Uruguay Railway Cricket Club.

The Czech club Sparta Prague was originally called King’s Vineyard when it was founded in 1893.

Manchester City’s first name was West Gordon St. Marks when they were founded in 1880. It changed to Ardwick FC in 1887 before becoming Manchester City in 1894.

81 The Finnish team FC Jazz was founded in 1934 under the name Porin Pallo-Toveritand. Their current name comes from the fact that they are based in Pori, the home to an annual jazz festival.

The Mexican club Atlante once called themselves U-53 in honour of a German U-boat.



Until the next installment! Stay bouncebackable!


Unusual Nicknames In Football.


Ah, name-calling: a practice that is now inextricable from the intricately-woven culture of football (and sport in general, actually).

Some are “legitimate”, some are gathered from various fansites, forums and word-of-mouth, and some are… from my colorful imagination. Wherever they’re from, all I know is, it is highly amusing and infinitely funnier to give footballers weird monickers:


Xabi AlonsoMr. Perfect, Dexter, The Long Ranger

Daniel AggerDagger, Aggersome

Nicolas Anelka- Le Sulk

Andrei ArshavinArseshaving

David Beckham- Becksywecksy, Mr. PWhipped, Goldenballs

Joey BartonJoey Farton, JB, Mr. Hipster-Homicidal-Secretly a Teddy Bear Footballer

Craig Bellamy- Bellend

Rafa Benitez- Fat Spanish Waiter

Karim Benzema- KBenz

Dmitar Berbatov- BRBtov

Sepp Blatter- Sepptic Blatter, Sepp BlahBlahtter

Bojan- El Jailbait

Jamie Carragher- Carradonna, 23CarraGold

Iker Casillas- Mofeta, El Dork, San Nevernude

Petr Cech- Cechmate

Ashley Cole- A.Hole, Mr. Tweedy

Didier Drogba- The Drog, The Drog’s Balls

Patrice Evra- Whatevra

Cesc Fabregas- Cescbomb

Rio Ferdinand- Braapder, Oreo

Sir Alex Ferguson- Rednose, Purplenose, Hairdyer Master

Steven Gerrard- The G, Captain Fantastic

Pep Guardiola- Peppers

Guti- El Diva, Gutiiiiii!!!!

Roy Hodgson- Woyster

Gerard Houllier- Monsieur “We’re turning the corner soon”

Mats Hummels- Prince Mats

Andres IniestaCasper, Miniesta, Geniusta

Stephen Ireland- Stephen England; Otter

Toni Kroos- Count Kroos

Philip Lahm- Emperor Lahm

Frank Lampard- Mr. Deflection, Fat Lampard, Lumpard

Juan Mata- John Matter

Jose MourinhoJMo, Trollinho, Maureen

David Moyes- Gollum

Thomas Mueller- Precious Tommy

Michael Owen- Little Mickey, PermaCrock, MUMO

Lionel Messi- Football Messter, Mes Que Un Player

Mesut OzilBambi, Deer-Caught-In-Headlights

Gerard PiqueMr. Moc Moc, Mr. Christmas Tree, Piquechu, Mr. HerpDerp

Lukas Podolski- Polkadot, Prince Poldi

Carles Puyol- Slash, Tarzan

Peter Ramage- Rampage

Sergio Ramos- The Ramos, Alice in Wonderband, The Horse Whisperer, El Caballo

Harry Redknapp- ‘Arry ‘Oudini

Jamie Redknapp- Mr. “He’ll be disappointed with that”, Glass

Pepe Reina- El Jester, Pepsicle

Frank Ribery- The Face

Cristiano Ronaldo- Crispy, Eurogrease, Cristina

Ronaldo- Teletubby, Bucktooth

Wayne Rooney- Grannynator, Shrek

Bastian Schweinsteiger- Swaggermeister

Paul Scholes- Gingerpubes

Alan Shearer- She-Ra

David Silva- David Silver

Martin Skrtel- Skittles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtle

Jay Spearing- Spearochaun

Luis Suarez- Gerbil

John Terry- Cockney Yob

Fernando Torres- Fernanda Tresses, Ratita

Francesco Totti- Top Totty

Victor Valdes- The “Not Iker Casillas” Spanish Goalkeeper, VV

Andre Villas-Boas- Mourinho 2.0, Like A Boas

Neil Warnock- Nutter Neil

Arsene Wenger- Mr. Myopia, Mr. “I Didn’t See The Incident”


Do you have your own kickass contribution/s? Leave a comment below and I’ll add it/them to the list!

The Fernando Torres Transfer Saga: Glee-Style.


Just in case you’ve been temporarily cut off from the modern world and you haven’t been following the news, here’s the condensed version of the 2010 January Football Transfer Window’s Biggest Drama, executed Glee-style for the attention-impaired:






1. July 2010. Post-World Cup. Rumors swirl that Fernando Torres will leave Liverpool for Chelsea. Fernando calms the Anfield faithful and the board by pledging his commitment to the club, to the tune of Rehab by Amy Winehouse:




2. Fast forward to January 2011. Three days before the Transfer Window closes, Fernando Torres shocks the Liverpool fans and turns the football world upside down by handing in a transfer request, after persistent interest from Chelsea could not be contained any longer. Fernando defends himself to the tune of Stay by Lisa Loeb:




3. January 31, 2011. After years of being a much-adored Liverpool player, Fernando Torres officially becomes a Chelsea player. He is nonplussed by the anger and disappointment of Liverpool fans and further defends his decision of a last-minute move, to the tune of My Prerogative by Bobby Brown:




4. Meanwhile, here’s what the two remaining Scouse Stalwarts of Liverpool FC– Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher–think of their ex-teammate’s departure, to the tune of Forget You by Cee Lo Green:




Whether you’ll be on the pitch or warming the bench, I wish you good luck on Sunday in facing the traveling Kop, Fernando. Trust me, you are going to need all the luck you can get.

Carradonna Testimonial Hangover


I know it’s been 5 days since the match, but this International Break did not exactly help in waning me off that football high, so without further ado, I present more multimedia from that epic reunion:

Owen and Carragher: Reunited and it feels so good…

Behind-the-scenes footage of Carragher reuniting with old teammates such as Owen, uis Garcia, Jerzy Dudek, Emile Heskey, Danny Murphy, etc.

N.B. I totally had a fangirl moment when I saw Carra, Owen, Danny Murphy and David Thompson engaged in a mini-powwow. I swear I wanted them to end it with a group hug.


Carragher giving a speech at his Gala Testimonial Dinner.

Download Video of Carra’s Speech + Clips from the Testimonial Dinner.

This was done and shown before the Testimonial Match– Jamie counting down 10 of the Best Teammates he’s had with Liverpool FC. I can reveal that his “best mate” in football, Michael Owen, is ranked number 3. For the rest, well, you’ll have to download the video to find out! Don’t worry about the size, I promise you that Carra’s candor and wit, not to mention all the priceless Liverpool FC moments, will make the wait worthwhile.*

ED. Note: Sadly, the download links for the videos aren’t available anymore. I’m sure these videos will turn up at youtube in the future…

‘Til They Take My Heart Away: Michael Owen’s Liverpool Comeback


Fellow Liverpool and Michael Owen fans, it’s time to hold hands and wipe tears from our eyes, as we behold a sight that we have not seen in 6 years and might not see again for many more years to come…

THIS makes breathing overrated.

THIS makes breathing overrated.

Yes, he has returned.

St. Michael donned the Red of Liverpool in that fateful day out of love for an old friend, Jamie Carragher. Despite the palpable hostility and widespread criticism, he put on a brave face, because friendship is so much bigger than any external negativity, not to mention the fact that absolutely nobody says no to the legend that is Carradonna.

It is no secret to those close to me and even to those who only marginally know me that I am and will always be a masochist for Michael Owen, hence the reason I am still a devoted fan despite of all the crap that fate has thrown his way. Days, weeks even, before the testimonial match, I could not help but trawl several football sites, forums and blogs to check the reactions of both Liverpool and Manchester United fans on his impending participation in the match. Naturally, the negative and myopic views got me riled up and frustrated, but reading the good amount of positive things that fans had to say about him had me all choked up and unbelievably nostalgic. Heck, I even harbored hope in my heart that Liverpool was planning an emergency rescue mission for Michael and would buy him back from Manchester United before the Transfer Window closed, but alas, it did not happen. Yes, I know that Man United selling a player to Liverpool would equal hell freezing over, but it is never wrong to hang on to hope, no matter how infinitesimal the possibility of its fruition is.

He got a mixed reception from the crowd. It wasn’t going to be rainbows and butterflies, anyway, as football rivalries run deep and some still can’t let go of the hurt. The 45 minutes he played went by quickly. Far too quickly.  Those minutes were never enough for something that I know might not be repeated. Still, I was glad it happened and that I was able to watch it, for it allowed me to reconcile the past, present and future of the one player who truly made football a special and inextricable part of my life.

Wearing the LFC #10 on his back again. Honestly, no one ever gave justice to that shirt after he left. Image via One Michael Owen

Owen’s smile has a different meaning when he is wearing that Red shirt.

You know you’re with friends when you can laugh and shrug off all negativity and just have a good time for old times’ sake. Image via One Michael Owen

Once a Red, Always a Red. Form is temporary but Class is permanent.

1997 to 2004.

297 matches.

158 Goals.

Your story is far from over, but just the same, thank you for everything, Michael Owen. Football would never have been the same for me without you. No matter the circumstance, you are and will always be a gentleman, a consummate professional and a legend of the game.


For videos and multimedia of the match, please see my previous post.

There’s Only One Carra: The Testimonial Match Wrap-Up


This is a tribute to Jamie Carragher:  Highly-esteemed Liverpool FC defender, erstwhile England player, and all-around football legend, in my eyes at least.

He may have been overshadowed by his contemporaries Michael Owen and Steven Gerrard for years, but as time went by, Carragher’s unique brand of Scouse swagger, humour, charm, not to mention his inimitable manner of speaking, and of course, his take-no-prisoners, no-holds-barred style of football defence, has earned him a loyal and devoted following throughout the world.

This testimonial match has actually been put off by several years, considering that it’s usually held after a player has spent 10 years with the club. Be that as it may, here are some of the highlights of the Liverpool XI vs Everton XI, in case you’ve missed it:

1.0 Let’s start with that (Manc) elephant in the room: Yes, Michael Owen did get booed by some people, but he also got a warm reception from the rest of the crowd. Overall, it was 50-50. Good enough for me.

2.0 Backtracking a little bit, we got a glimpse of Carra’s 2 children, James and Mia, displaying their football skills on the pitch pre-match. It seems like it was only days ago when they were both babies being carried by Carra during the Lap of Honor, and now they both look like they’re preparing to join the England NT! Or perhaps the Liverpool Youth and Ladies’ Teams?

James and Mia Carragher. Image via Liverpoolfc.tv

3.0 Steven Gerrard was actually allowed by Fabio Capello to leave the England camp and play in the match for 10 minutes, which he did, no more, no less.

4.0 It would have been great to see Gerrard, Owen, Murphy and Carragher (otherwise known as the Scouse Mafia) play together again but Danny Murphy only came on to replace Gerrard after his 10 minutes were up.

Danny Murphy comes on for Stevie Gerrard. One-half of the Scouse Mafia reunited. Image via Liverpoolfc.tv

5.0 Jamie Redknapp, who was supposed to play in the match, had to decline at the last minute due to a “knee problem”. Damn you for getting my hopes up on seeing you play again, Jamie.

6.0 Roy Hodgson AND Gerard Houllier managed the Liverpool squad. This made me all choked up and nostalgic. Old Le Boss reunited with his boys…Excuse me while I discreetly blow my nose.

7.0 Luis Garcia scored the opening goal. Now, he’s a good lad and has scored loads of important goals for us back then, but I still can’t like him 100% since he was the player who first inherited the #10 shirt after Michael left.

8.0  Speaking of Michael, he had a couple of chances to score. One resulted in a corner and the other shot bounced off an Everton defender. His 3rd attempt though, got handballed which resulted in a penalty. Being the gentleman that he is, he gave it to Carra, who converted to make it 2-0 to LFC.


Joking with Carra on taking the penalty. Image via One Michael Owen.

9.0 Halftime came and Owen got subbed off. Made me sad of course, I would have loved for him to have scored but at least his last attempt, which flew above the bar, got applause from the Kop. Joe Cole came in and scored LFC’s 3rd goal.

10.0 Carra then gave away a penalty to Everton, BUT he sneaked in and took the penalty himself! That made the scoreline 3-1, with the penalty counting as an OG. Trust Carra to mix things up AND to deny Everton the chance to score a goal in the process!

It’s his day, so he can whatever the heck he wants!

11.0 David Thompson also made an appearance in the 2nd half. Yes, David fricking Thompson. I used to have a crush on him and I still have a mini-Liverpool FC poster of him, circa 1999. Haha.

12.0 The other Liverpool legends who graced the match include Jerzy Dudek, Steve Finnan, Gary McAllister, Jason McAteer, and Emile Heskey. Old-school LFC. I almost felt 13 years old again.

13.0 The match ended at Liverpool FC 4-1 Everton FC, with the goals scored by Garcia, Carragher, Cole, Eccleston, and of course, the OG by Carragher.

I wish the match would have gone on for 2 more hours. 90 minutes seemed like mere 9 minutes if you take into consideration all the legendary players that turned up to pay tribute to Carra by wanting to play in the match! This will definitely be a classic, as it is very unlikely that these lads will be given another opportunity to play alongside each other again. A bittersweet reality is that glorious reunions will lead to eventual farewells. Still, let us not forget that one man made this all possible for us.

636 appearances. 14 years of service. He’s our Number 23 and quite possibly, the Most Badass Scouse Mang. Ever.

Jamie Carragher. Bow down to the Man. I know I am.


For those who missed all the action:

1st Half Highlights

2nd Half Highlights

1-0 Luis Garcia

2-0 Carragher (Pen)

3-0 Cole

3-1 Carragher (Pen, OG)

4-1 Eccleston