KaraoKERS Time: Mark Webber’s Breakup Song For Red Bull (We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together).

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Our favourite Aussie Motormouth has recently announced that he will be leaving Formula One at the end of the season to pursue new racing pastures. Of course, most, if not all, have assumed that this is due to his long-standing ‘Number 2’ status at Red Bull Racing, and the Malaysian GP 2013’s Now-Infamous ‘Multi-21’ order may have been the straw that broke the camel’s (kangaroo’s?) back.

Anyway, on a parallel universe, Mark Webber has channeled his inner Taylor Swift and has dedicated a very special breakup song to his racing team:

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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

By Mark Webber

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I remember why we broke up

The first time

Saying this is it, I’ve had enough

‘Cos like, I haven’t won a GP in a month

When you said Seb needs his space (maintain the gap). What?!

Then you come around again and say

“Webbo, we’ll miss you and we swear we’re gonna change. Trust me.”

Remember how that lasted for a day?

You say, “We need you”

You screw up

I score points

We love you

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Oooooooooohhhhhhh

You favoured Seb again last time

But ooooooohhhhhh

This time, I’m telling you

I’m telling you

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We

Are never, ever ever getting back together

We (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your Seb

Talk about Seb

Talk to me!

But we (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever ever getting back together

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Like, ever.

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I’m really gonna miss you picking fights

And me

Falling for it screaming that I’m right

And you

Would hint about a lineup change in sight

With some driver with a name much cooler than mine

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Oooooooooohhhhhhh

You favoured Seb again last time

But ooooooohhhhhh

This time, I’m telling you

I’m telling you

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We

Are never, ever ever getting back together

We (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your Seb

Talk about Seb

Talk to me!

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But we (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever ever getting back together

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Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Ohh Ohh

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I used to think

That we, were forever ever

And I used to say

Never say never…

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So Horner calls me up and he’s like,

“We still love youuu..”

And I’m like, I’m just…this is exhausting, you know!

Like, we’re never getting back together.

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Like, ever.

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Noooo

We

Are never, ever ever getting back together

We (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your Seb

Talk about Seb

Talk to me!

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But we (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever ever getting back together

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Getting back together

Weee

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

Getting back together

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You go talk to your Seb

Talk about Seb

Talk to me!

But we (eeeeeeeeeeee!)

Are never, ever ever ever getting back together!

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Image via f1-memes.tumblr.com

Image via f1-memes.tumblr.com

In all seriousness though, the F1 Fan Community will miss you, Webbo!

Link Or It Didn’t Happen: Kimi Raikkonen 101.

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The biggest news this week is that our favourite chatty (not) Finn in Formula One has re-signed with his former team Scuderia Ferrari.

Then again, if you’re a proper F1 Fan, you already know that.

So how much do you really know Kimi Raikkonen? Well, you are about to find out.

Check this brilliant post on Tumblr. Just do it.

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Everything You Need To Know About Kimi Raikkonen

You’re welcome.