Team Finland in F1 Presents: Suomi Boys.

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To celebrate the (hopefully-triumphant) return of 2007 World Champion Kimi Raikkonen in Formula One Racing, as well as his reunion with fellow Finn Heikki Kovalainen, here’s the unofficial anthem of the Finnish Racers for the 2012 F1season, to the tune of Katy Perry’s California Gurls:

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SUOMI BOYS

I know a place
Where the snow is really whiter
Cold, windy wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin’ G.H. Mumm
Layin’ underneath the pine trees
The girls, break their necks
Tryin’ to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

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You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Finnish coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love (oh, ohh, ohhh)

Su-o-omi Boys
We’re unforgettable!
When we race, we finish on top!
Golden hair, blue eyes
We’ll freeze your popsicles!

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Su-o-omi Boys
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Finland, represent
Now put your hands up!

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Speed’s what we preach
We don’t like talking on Team Radio
We chill in the pits
F1 Live Timing on the stereo

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You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Finnish coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love (oh, ohh, ohhh)

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Su-o-omi Boys
We’re unforgettable!
When we race, we finish on top!
Golden hair, blue eyes
We’ll freeze your popsicles!

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Su-o-omi Boys
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock!
Finland, represent
Now put your hands up!

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(Rapping part, to be done by a fangirl/fanboy, obviously. Go ahead and sing this, I know you want to.)

Toned, pale, fit and ready
Turn it up cos it’s getting heavy
Wild, cold Finnish coast
These are the boys we love the most
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I mean the ones, I mean like they’re the men
Cheer them, stalk them, make them run
The fans all freak, every week
They wow with their techniques
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I’m okay, I wanna play, I dig their way
Cos they drive risqué
Spa or Nurburgring
Raceday is everyday
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Mad fans hanging out
Fast laps they’re churning out
They’re Kimis, they’re Mikas, they’re Heikkis
Just like magic racing genies

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Yo whatsup Kimi?
Looky here, Heikki
We’re all up on ya
Cos you’re representin’ Finland…
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 Su-o-omi Boys
We’re unforgettable!
When we race, we finish on top!
Golden hair, blue eyes
We’ll freeze your popsicles!

Su-o-omi Boys
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Finland, represent
Now put your hands up!

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Who says these cold-blooded racers doesn't know how to let loose?

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