Tik Tok: Hamilton’s 2011 Monaco GP Theme*.

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*Obviously to the tune of Kesha’s “Tik Tok”. You are now hereby required to sing the tune by viewing this post–and don’t even say you don’t know the song, because I’m pretty sure you DO.

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Wake up in the morning, feeling cool like Kimi
Grab my glasses, I’m out the door
I’ll make sure I’ll pass Schumi
Before I leave, look forward to my favorite track
Cos when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back!

I’m talking, mind games with my foes (foes)
Eyeing cars at front rows (rows)
Nicole’s blowing up my phones (phones)
Me-chanics playing my favorite CD’s
Drivin’ up to the party
Tryin’ to get a little bit chee-ky…

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my engine up!
To-day, Imma fight,
My rivals will all my might
Tik tok on the clock,
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my Macca up!
To-day, Imma fight,
My rivals will all my might
Tik tok on the clock,
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of steer
Ain’t got no trophy on the horizon, but I’m already here
And now the fans are lining up, cos they hear I got swagger
But I’ll cut into a kerb, and then I’ll go drink a lager

I’m talking ’bout, Massa’s still on that funk (funk)
Backmarkers drive like they’re drunk (drunk)
Gonna smack them if they hit my trunk (trunk)
N-now, I’ll push ’til they snitch me out
But the Stewards shot me down,
Stewards shot me down
Stewards shot me down!

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my engine up!
To-day, Imma fight,
My rivals will all my might
Tik tok on the clock,
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my Macca up!
To-day, Imma fight,
My rivals will all my might
Tik tok on the clock,
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Stewards…
You build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah you got me
With my hands up, you got me now
Guilty as charged, yeah you got me
You build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah you got me
With my hands up, put your hands up…

The racing don’t start, ’til I drive in…

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my engine up!
To-day, Imma fight,
My rivals will all my might
Tik tok on the clock,
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
Pit crews pimp my Macca up!
To-day, Imma fight
My rivals will all my might,
Tik tok on the clock
But the racing don’t stop, no
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

The Bouncebackable Dictionary: Webberee.

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WEBBEREE

A referee with such an obvious preference for a team/club, that it deters and impairs his ability to make fair and objective decisions throughout the match.

E.g.  Our five-a-side team were unlucky to lose that match earlier. If only we had a decent official and not a Webberee.

"Lads, your shirts may be red, but you have the wrong badge. Burn!"

Random Photos of the Day: Handbags at Le Mans

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“Bish, you don’t block my way and get away with it!”

Warm-Up Lap: Randy De Puniet unknowingly blocks Casey Stoner on his hot lap. Stoner goes ballistic and rides up to de Puniet and lands a punch on his arm. Seriously, Casey, do you lie awake in bed at night and think of ways to make other riders dislike you even more?

P.S. Apparently, both riders have already “kissed and made up” (minus the “kissing” part). Still doesn’t make Stoner’s actions excusable, though. 


Race: With barely 10 laps to go, 2nd placer Dani Pedrosa was hunted down by Marco Simoncelli, but as the wee Spaniard reclaimed 2nd spot, the brash Italian rider cut his bike’s front end going into a corner, causing Pedrosa to crash out. Simoncelli’s antics resulted in a ride-through penalty but it was the Spaniard who suffered more, as he not only lost precious Championship points but also broke his right collarbone.  Poor Dani, he just can’t catch a break, can’t he?

So, what can we conclude from all of this?

1. Randy de Puniet will now be a card-carrying member of the “We Don’t Like Casey Stoner Club”, along with Valentino Rossi and Hiroshi Aoyama.

2. Jorge Lorenzo will now join forces with his ex-nemesis Dani Pedrosa to start the “We Don’t Like Marco Simoncelli Club”.

3. Valentino Rossi is secretly seething that he’s not involved in any of the recent dramas.

4. I may be more emotionally-involved with MotoGP than F1 this season.