To commemorate German NT’s Mesut Oezil’s shock, gasp-inducing (not) transfer to Real Madrid from Werder Bremen, feast your eyes on a heated duel between Mesut and a cafeteria lady, all for a certain beloved Hazelnut spread:
I bet he brought tons of boxes of Nutella to Madrid.
Also, here’s proof that ze Germans can rap. Mesut = Gangsta. Peace out.